Sarcasm in the Sanctuary

Hey there! I realized a while ago that I haven't written a post since before New Year's, but I didn't do anything about it because I didn't have time. No one ever told me how busy having a two year old is. Just kidding. Kind of. Yes, we have a two year old, and this is how it happened. Foreshadowing: Shortly after midnight on New Year's we left our friend's house because we are old and ten o'clock is too late to be out, let alone past 10:30. As we were driving home Kyle said to me "Babe, I think 2015 is going to be 'The Year of the Baby'. What do you think?" It sounded nice, but I wasn't quite sure. We had only just finished our foster paperwork and hadn't even met our case manager yet. I probably said something like "well, we'll see".  At about 11:00 in the morning New Year's Day Kyle and I went to the mall to exchange some Christmas presents. As I backed out of the driveway Kyle read an email that would c...